How Poor We Are?

One day a father and his rich family took his son to a trip to the country with the firm purpose to show him how poor people can be. They spent a day and a night in the farm of a very poor family. When they got back from their trip the father asked his son, "How was the trip?" "Very good Dad!" replied his son. "Did you see how poor people can be?" the father asked. "Yeah!" "And what did you learn?" The son answered, "I saw that we have a dog at home, and they have four. We have a pool that reaches to the middle of the garden; they have a creek that has no end. We have imported lamps in the garden; they have the stars. Our patio reaches to the front yard, they have a whole horizon." When the little boy was finishing, his father was speechless. His son added, "Thanks Dad for showing me how poor we are!"
Our outlook on life depends on the way you look at things. What others may think as riches, others may want. The most important things in life are your friends, family, health, good humor and a positive attitude towards life. If you have these then you have everything!

Cheeti aur Haathi ki kahani

Once upon a time Elephant & Ant lived as friends. One day both went to the Railway station to catch a train. At the station,
Ant said to elephant -
"It is me who donated the Kerala Express train. I can prove that".
Elephant: You must be joking.
Ant: No, I am serious. What about a bet?
Elephant: OK, let us bet for 100 bucks.
[Elephant had a total of 100 bucks and Ant was aware of it]
Ant bribes a passing horse by giving 10 bucks. Horse testifies that Ant had donated the Train. Elephant had no option but to give 100 bucks to Ant.
After sometime Elephant told Ant that he had donated Rajdhani Express. Ant was suspicious but knew that Elephant had no money to bribe anyone. So he accepted the bet.
After 10 minutes Ant lost the bet and lost all his money. How?
Railway announcement - "Rajdhani Express Aaney Ki Sambhavana Hai

Once an hunter was chasing an elephant, the elephant ran into a forest, on the way it met its Ant friend,

Ant : Hey, why are you running?

Elephant : Hunter is chasing me.Ant (Generously) : You come and hide behind me.

Elephant : ??

An elephant was discharged from an hospital after an operation, on the way he met his friend Ant,the ant said something to the elephant, on hearing that the elephant fainted, what was that? -It said "I only gave blood for your operation".

Hasgulle

sorry 4 late mail

sorry 4 late mail,actyaly i was in jail,police arested me 4 killing girl, i did not killed her, i just asked her, will you mary me.? bechaari khushi se hi mar gai..

aap mane ya na mane

lafj na nikle fir bhi aavaj hoti hai,yaadoon ki baat kuch khaas hoti hai,aap mane ya na mane ,lekin mumbai ki 99% ladkiyan badmaash hoti hain..

How to catch a squirrel

How to catch a squirrel?Climb up a tree and just be yourself. Squirrels will come to you on their own. Because they just love NUTS !

Gabbar Singh

Gabber Singh ka janam hua to usko maa ne jor se thappad mara. Poocho kyo
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Maa se poochta tha: Kitne aadmi the?

Innocent child

A Child has never seen his hips before.Once his teacher beats on his hips.He come back & saw his hips in the mirror& said "Kamini nay 2 tukray kar diye !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "

today is mobile s day

today is mobile s day.plz remove battery & put it in soapwater for 30mts.clean sim card with brush.reassemble mobile & put kumkumam & say GOVINDA GOVINDA....!

agar kahin dil na lage

agar kahin dil na lage..sab kuch ajeeb sa lage.man bhari-bhari lage. kahin akele baithne ka dil kare.to samajh lena aapko."SANDAS" lagi hai.

Tongue Twisters...

Speak 10 times...see the difference

-Greek grapes.

--Unique New York.

---Red lorry, yellow lorry..

----Freshly-fried flying fish.

-----Many an anemone sees an enemy anemone.

Cartoon Evolution Craft

The cartoon evolution craft lets you imagine what your favorite cartoons could be with some tweaking. Find your favorite characters and turn them into something completely new.
What You'll Need:



Newspapers, Comic strips, Magazines, Old picture books, Scissors, Glue, White paper, Pencil.
Step 1: Go through newspapers, comics, magazines, and picture books, and cut out every picture of a cartoon character you find. Set them all out on a table, just to see exactly what you've found.

Step 2: Glue your favorite to a sheet of paper. Then see what kind of updates you can make. Is Mickey Mouse on the page? Why not give him Spider-Man's pants?

Step 3: Add a little feline fluff by tacking on Garfield's tail. Is Mickey hungry? Maybe he'd like a taste of Popeye's spinach. Get creative. Then write a story about your new friend.