Hasgulle

sorry 4 late mail

sorry 4 late mail,actyaly i was in jail,police arested me 4 killing girl, i did not killed her, i just asked her, will you mary me.? bechaari khushi se hi mar gai..

aap mane ya na mane

lafj na nikle fir bhi aavaj hoti hai,yaadoon ki baat kuch khaas hoti hai,aap mane ya na mane ,lekin mumbai ki 99% ladkiyan badmaash hoti hain..

How to catch a squirrel

How to catch a squirrel?Climb up a tree and just be yourself. Squirrels will come to you on their own. Because they just love NUTS !

Gabbar Singh

Gabber Singh ka janam hua to usko maa ne jor se thappad mara. Poocho kyo
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Maa se poochta tha: Kitne aadmi the?

Innocent child

A Child has never seen his hips before.Once his teacher beats on his hips.He come back & saw his hips in the mirror& said "Kamini nay 2 tukray kar diye !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "

today is mobile s day

today is mobile s day.plz remove battery & put it in soapwater for 30mts.clean sim card with brush.reassemble mobile & put kumkumam & say GOVINDA GOVINDA....!

agar kahin dil na lage

agar kahin dil na lage..sab kuch ajeeb sa lage.man bhari-bhari lage. kahin akele baithne ka dil kare.to samajh lena aapko."SANDAS" lagi hai.